Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”
this is the best picture ever why doesn’t this have more notes?
Why have I just seen this? Look how young they all are!
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed youNone Pizza Left Beef haunts me to this day. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business when suddenly I’ll think of this, and laugh hysterically, no matter what.
Every time I’m awake to see 3 am I’m like, “Y’know what sounds really good right now? None pizza with left beef.”
im really mad at how accurate this is
A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
oh god damn it
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
|Song: Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High|
|Artist: Arctic Monkeys|
|Played: 79,753 times.|
Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High l Arctic Monkeys
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
this could be us but you playing
I waited for this.
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
Christian Science Church
me when a guy never texts me back
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck