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"The life of the beautiful is never a beautiful life" - 'la vie en belle'

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eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

karmaticirony:

beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

is that tom hanks

karmaticirony:

beachblonde214:

codeinewarrior:

how did he have that ready to go

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE NEWS

is that tom hanks

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this


HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

image

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

definitionofdisney:

If you love Disney you must follow this blog!

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

rumour:

HE CROPPED IT AFTER THAT COMMENT LMAOOO

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

portlandsadgirl:

No officer you don’t understand, it’s not a joint it’s a metaphor.

stop:

what type of sick joke is this?

stop:

what type of sick joke is this?

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.